August 13, 2004


I was watching BBC Breakfast this morning - or Dog's Breakfast as I started calling it after they dropped the News bit - and one of their email or text messages ("your messages have been flooding in this morning", lucky old us) insisted there was a simple solution to all this cheating at the Olympics. Simply test all the medal-winners without any exceptions, it declared.

Great idea! Except of course that they already do. Cue outpouring of abuse from my direction and bad start to the morning. Couldn't saloon bar sages at least wait until the pubs are open?


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